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Tim Walz may even be further to the Left than Kamala

Let's understand something right up front, Kamala Harris didn't pick Tim Walz -- Obama did -- and if Harris should ever win [God forbid!] there will be three committed Marxists holding the levers of power in the United States. It would mean the end of America. The end of the individual.

Who is Tim Walz?

Last weeks episode, "Kommie Kamala," made the case that the Democrat's presidential candidate, Kamala Harris, is a committed Marxist -- a commie even -- and way out in Left field.

What the Democrats needed as a campaign partner, then, was a Heartland of America guy, a folksy middle-roader. Someone that was grounded. A counterweight to bring some balance to Kamala Harris's Marxism and giggles. He'd have to be from the Midwest of course -- a farmer, an outdoorsman -- and ideally a hunter.

What they got was Tim Walz -- straight outta Bizarro World -- and possibly a more committed Marxist than Kamala.

The Black Lives Matter riots

He encouraged burning down Minneapolis in 2020 and for three days refused to call in the National Guard. President Trump finally sent in the Guard on the fourth day.

Walz's daughter, Hope, tweeted out information to the BLM rioters about where police lines were, and that there were no National Guard coming. The wife is a "piece of work," as well. She left the windows open during the riots to smell the burning tires and soak in the moment

Walz's assessment of the violent rioters who burned down buildings, ransacked businesses, injured police, and committed murder were just "rightfully angry at a system that does not serve them."

The team of Harris and Walz worked well on this one. Walz let them riot and Kamala bailed them out -- and she's still raising money for Milwaukee's criminals using a website that's been running for five years..

Stolen Valor

Combat veteran, Rep. Wesley Hunt (TX), explains it for those outside the military:

"If you did not serve in combat and you claim that you did under any capacity, that's a lie -- a slap in the face to all of us who actually did -- and those that didn't make it back."

Lying about being in combat IS Stolen Valor, and Walz tells two whoppers towards the end of the above clip:

"...those weapons of war that I carried in war..."

Walz clearly describes himself carrying weapons in war. That is a complete lie, and it's really two lies. The first lie is that he was in a war. The second lie is his description of the AR-15 as a "weapon of war."

Megyn Kelly explains that these are not the only lies Walz has told about his military service. Walz's actions were considered egregious enough that even his battalion's chaplain labeled them "cowardly."

I'm going to suggest another reason for Walz's patriotism. Tim Walz, now in his sixties, has no investments. He has no stocks; no bonds; no crypto; no real estate; no index funds; no mutual funds; no private equities; no retirement accounts.

What he does have is pensions. Walz has a military pension; a teachers pension; a congressional pension; a governors pension; and Social Security. He's comfortable. He's spent a lifetime collecting pensions.

Socialism

Walz summed up his philosophy during last week's “White Dudes for Harris” fundraiser call:

“Don’t ever shy away from our progressive values. One person’s socialism is another person’s neighborliness.”

This comment betrays either a profound ignorance of socialism, or just another in the long train of leftist lies designed to mislead the public into believing that socialism is somehow a benign economic system focused merely on equality. In either case, this comment is reprehensible. Socialism and neighborliness are wholly mutually exclusive propositions.

Virginia Republican Attorney General Jason Miyares posted on X:

"Walz's statement that socialism is mere 'neighborliness' is a lie that disregards the harsh realities countless families have faced under socialist regimes,"

"My own family members were arrested and jailed in Cuba, victims of a system that masquerades oppression as community care. Socialism crushes any form of dissent, stripping away freedoms, ultimately failing to deliver on its 'promises'. Socialism is a direct threat to our American ideals."

Walz on free speech

Right now, the media is trying to make you believe Walz is a moderate, but this guy is a full blown communist!

Walz says you have no right to free speech if the government deems it “misinformation.”

Basically, Walz believes free speech is dangerous unless "Our Democracy" controls it. You can have free speech only as long as you agree with them.

Walz was quite wrong in saying that "There's no guarantee to free speech" as to "hate speech." The Supreme Court has made clear that there is no "hate speech" exception to the First Amendment. The First Amendment generally protects the views that the government would label "hateful" as much as it protects other views.

As to "misinformation," the matter is much more complicated. Sometimes misinformation, especially deliberate misinformation, is constitutionally punishable. Consider libel, false statements to government investigators, fraudulent charitable fundraising, and more, but sometimes even deliberate lies are constitutionally protected. In New York Times v. Sullivan (1964), the Court held that even deliberate lies (said with "actual malice") about the government are constitutionally protected, and in United States v. Alvarez (2012), five of the justices agreed that lies "about philosophy, religion, history, the social sciences, the arts, and the like" are generally protected.

Champion of illegal aliens

Walz is apparently fine with helping illegal aliens climb over the United States-Mexico border wall. During an interview on CNN, Walz made a joke about Trump’s border wall:

“He talks about this wall. I always say, ‘Let me know how high it is. If it’s 25 feet, then I’ll invest in a 30-foot ladder factory,'”

Walz championed, and helped the Democratic legislature to pass driver licenses for illegals legislation. In March 2023, Walz signed a bill into law that will give driver’s licenses to as many as 77,000 illegal aliens regardless of immigration status.

Under Walz’s leadership, Minnesota gives free college tuition to illegal immigrants, but the big one is Walz changing the Minnesota state flag so that it resembles Somalia's.

Walz occupies the far-far-Left on every issue

It was at about here that it became obvious, Walz is a big supporter of every last item on the leftists' agenda -- all of them, and I suspect he has a few favorites of his own.

Abortion

Walz supports unrestricted abortions (he has even encouraged women to come to Minnesota for their abortions). As of 2024, abortion laws in Minnesota allow for relatively broad access to abortion services compared to many other states in the U.S.

Gov. Tim Walz signing abortion bill into law in Minnesota, allowing abortion to take place until the moment of birth, for any reason whatsoever, on January 31, 2023. He also signed a bill letting babies die who are born alive after a failed abortion.

Harris-Walz is the most pro-abortion, baby killing, ticket we’ve ever seen in America.

Walz is a big supporter of the Alphabet People

While working as a teacher in rural Minnesota in the late '90s, Walz helped launch the high school's first club for LGBTQ students, and Walz signed "The Take Pride Act" that included provisions that outlawed discriminating against people based on "gender identity" and "sexual orientation."

I'll give you a clue. If you simply watch Walz's body language, you will see this is not your regular guy.

Life-altering, elective surgeries for minors

Tim Walz is a political ally of trans people and has doubled down on providing drugs and surgeries for kids and teens confused about their gender.

Walz signed legislation to allow minors to get sex-change operations in Minnesota. He signed a bill to require schools to stock menstrual products in boys’ bathrooms state-wide.

Walz explains during a 2017 townhall why he thinks 10-year-olds should be able to choose their own gender.

Even his church preaches Marxism

“Our life as members of a holy community will be shaped by radical sharing. The culture of individualism and nationalism, personal status and private ownership, are antithetical to the Divine Life longing to be in us,” preaches the speaker at Walz's Evangelical Lutheran Church.

COVID

Walz is a statist. In 2020, Walz locked Minnesotans in their houses. He then set up a hotline via phone and email so that people could snitch on their neighbors who weren't complying with his draconian lock down.

Walz also locked the elderly in care facilities and confined them to their rooms. He prevented people from seeing family members for months -- some never got to see their loved ones.

Walz's record is extremely disturbing. His were extremely heavy-handed and restrictive. Under his leadership, the state endured the pandemic in a fundamentally anti-democratic fashion.

Walz instructed police to issue citations to people caught violating stay-at-home orders. He maintained the right, via executive order, to issue $1,000 fines and send violators to jail for 90 days. His government maintained that private, indoor gatherings should be limited to 10 people. Outdoor gatherings were arbitrarily capped at 25 people. Walz declared a statewide mask mandate for most indoor spaces and even some outdoor spaces.

Race

As Minnesota governor, Tim Walz signed a law mandating racial quotas throughout state health department.

The legislation, which Walz signed last May, created race-based membership requirements for five separate committees -- the Community Solutions Advisory Council, the Health Equity Advisory and Leadership Council, the Equitable Health Care Task Force, the Task Force on Pregnancy Health and Substance Use Disorders, and the African American Health State Advisory Council -- while setting up additional race-conscious programs.

Legal experts who reviewed the quotas said they were patently unconstitutional and would be easy pickings for a plaintiff.

Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

Tim Walz’s first executive order as Minnesota governor was establishing a diversity, inclusion and equity council.

Walz designated himself as chair of the “One Minnesota Council on Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity” in 2019, telling the Associated Press at the time that the council would ensure the “lens of equity” is focused on all state actions. The council was created to address “diversity, inclusion and equity” across the government’s practices, including “recruiting; retaining and promoting state employees; state government contracting; and civic engagement,” according to the order.

Gun control and the "assault weapons" ban

Walz wants the three central gun controls that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have spent years pushing -- an “assault weapons” ban, universal background checks, and red flag laws.

Walz's position on guns demonstrates his flexibility. Walz received "A" ratings from the National Rifle Association in his 2010, 2012, 2014 and 2016 congressional reelection races when he was running in a conservative district, but when he ran for governor, Walz did a 180 so dramatic that he received an "F" rating from the NRA.

Walz submits

Six days ago, Walz signed a bill making Minneapolis the first major city in America to allow the Islamic call to prayer to be broadcast from mosques publicly for each of the five daily prayers.

Walz has repeatedly hosted a Muslim cleric who celebrated Hamas' October 7th attack on Israelis at a music festival and who shared pro-Hitler website links.

Walz's Somali pals

Tim Walz allowed his Somali associates to steal a jaw-dropping $250 million of the taxpayer's money in what has been described as the “single biggest COVID scam in American history.”

Walz redesigned Minnesota's state flag

Minnesota's new state flag now resembles the state flag of Somalia.

Why "Tampon Tim?"

TamponTim began trending on the social media platform X after conservatives highlighted a 2023 Minnesota law Walz signed mandating free menstruation products in all public school restrooms used by students in grades four to 12.

Tim Walz embraces it all -- whatever the issue. Tim loves them all -- every single, loony-tunes, leftist idea -- he's on board, and enthusiastically on board. They just don't get any further to the Left than this guy.